I love cats

So I searched for articles on the best pet ever, I found 160 by known pet experts in the field of pets. 

81 don’t mention cats so I threw them out.

79 of them mention cats and 77 of those say cats are the best pet ever!

See 97% of EVERYONE agrees with me and if you don’t you’re just a cat hating, false science, loon!

And don’t try bringing facts into this because the debate is settled because 97 percent of EVERYONE agrees with me.